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[MasterDon]

Oh dear,look what I found in today's daily news.

Edited September 13, 2010 by MasterDon

[shanX]

^ By Harshan Senadhira? lol. Isn't there a user by that name here :S

[Pericles]

Oh dear,look what I found in today's daily news.

The only over 40 thats getting me to drop my pants are Monica Bellucci and Catherine Zeta Jones, Don.

[harshansenadhir]

Oh dear,look what I found in today's daily news.

LOL. Didn't know that you have mastered Photoshop

[MasterDon]

The only over 40 thats getting me to drop my pants are Monica Bellucci and Catherine Zeta Jones, Don.

LOL...I can just imagine you running around viharamadevi park wearing khaki shorts,and a camera dangling on your neck.

LOL. Didn't know that you have mastered Photoshop

                                                                                                                                                                     

no dude...I ran in to this site that generates newspaper cuts like this.

http://www.fodey.com/generators/newspaper/snippet.asp

^ By Harshan Senadhira? lol. Isn't there a user by that name here :S

Edited September 14, 2010 by MasterDon

[Crosswind]

http://img200.imageshack.us/i/img00186201103230855.jpg/

Somebody ought to tell the cops that 'banda pati' means BELT!

[Bugatti]

http://img200.imageshack.us/i/img00186201103230855.jpg/

Somebody ought to tell the cops that 'banda pati' means BELT!

true that... I believe it should be "Aasana pati" like mentioned aboard a flight.

[MrCat]

LMAO.. good stuff..!!

[Gummybr]

Guys there's an advert in the classified that says ;

"Pearl White, Done 40.000km, Intelligent Key, Push Start, Winker Mirrors, ........., Just Cleared"

Wonder why they installed push start on a new car.

Wont put the link as it doesn't seem right to do so.

[nexus]

Guys there's an advert in the classified that says ;

"Pearl White, Done 40.000km, Intelligent Key, Push Start, Winker Mirrors, ........., Just Cleared"

Wonder why they installed push start on a new car.

Wont put the link as it doesn't seem right to do so.

could be a bad battery or starter motor.

[harshansenadhir]

Guys there's an advert in the classified that says ;

"Pearl White, Done 40.000km, Intelligent Key, Push Start, Winker Mirrors, ........., Just Cleared"

Wonder why they installed push start on a new car.

Wont put the link as it doesn't seem right to do so.

sales terms in actual terminology would looks like this perhaps..

Pearl White - Quick respray, paint is wet still, so sparkling

Done 40.000km - That's the best I could do with the ODO adjustment

Intelligent Key - Ready for a dumb user/owner

Push Start - Starter motor had failed $$$ for a new one.

Winker Mirrors - Retro fitted them as I'm desperate to sell this crap

Just Cleared - stayed in custom yards for few years

[samishka]

Guys there's an advert in the classified that says ;

"........................... Push Start, .................................

Nowadays it is commonly used in car ads.

Why can't they use the term Push-Button Start, or Button Start if still they want to save on words.

I think the correct term is Key-less, Push-Button Start. (Correct me if I'm wrong)

Even long ago one could find Push-Button Start in Indian buses, and "Pull-Knob" Start in Morris Minors.

[nexus]

Nowadays it is commonly used in car ads.

Why can't they use the term Push-Button Start, or Button Start if still they want to save on words.

I think the correct term is Key-less, Push-Button Start. (Correct me if I'm wrong)

Even long ago one could find Push-Button Start in Indian buses, and "Pull-Knob" Start in Morris Minors.

now even bajaj three wheelers have them

Edited March 25, 2011 by nexus

[sklsaminda]

Car imported from the wrong country.

[Shehan_WCC]

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The only over 40 thats getting me to drop my pants are Monica Bellucci and Catherine Zeta Jones, Don. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />

You know how to pick your ladies There ! ,Good choice

[Schiffer]

<b></b>I WANT TO FLY, OVER THE RAINBOW SO HIGH<b></b>

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You Honda boys dont be cross with me for this, but I certainly thought this guy wanted to fly.

lol he works near my neighborhood.. and guess what.. he is a Doctor..

[TURBOMAN]

Hey everyone

Almost all of us should have at least a cell phone with camera feature, if not a proper SLR.

So when during your daily travels, if you see a funny moment, take a picture and send it to [email protected]

MADZ can create a separate pics album for these.

Try to keep the pics motoring related. But exceptional non-motoring related pics will also be accepted.

Looking forward to what you guys come up with.

By the way, it does not matter where on the planet you live or where the pic(s) was taken to submit your entry.

Cheers

GREAT WORK

[sklsaminda]

Teak Exterior.

[nexus]

Teak Exterior.

ROFLOL..... from the look of it it look like a prius

Edited March 31, 2011 by nexus

[The Stig]

Teak Exterior.

Going green ?

[nexus]

Going green ?

prius=treehuggers

[harshansenadhir]

prius=treehuggers

precisely the ones bought prior to the tax concessions.

[Pericles]

This just made me laugh at work From Lahore Pakistan

From this article

http://cars.uk.msn.com/features/photos.aspx?cp-documentid=155774190

[nexus]

This just made me laugh at work From Lahore Pakistan

From this article

http://cars.uk.msn.com/features/photos.aspx?cp-documentid=155774190

lol......hey that's a maruti if it is how appropriate is this picture

[harshansenadhir]

lol......hey that's a maruti if it is how appropriate is this picture

nah it aint a Maruti, a Suzuki Mehran.