Post Whoring - Part 2

[The Stig]

Specials on the menu; Plenty and Plan cofee

[terrabytetango]

Thats fkn cheap for a plenty. The road side shop here charges us 15, and there's no ginger even :/

[Pericles]

The plenty was 5 bucks back at Uni. Tea flavoured Sugar Water, I called it. Awesomeness...

[miniace]

Specials on the menu; Plenty and Plan cofee

Guess other items listed are alao equally good.

MINIACE

[NadriquE]

i like the sound of hor licks

[NadriquE]

[Watchman]

Specials on the menu; Plenty and Plan cofee

Gurilla marketing!!!

I think the stig made these mistakes on purpose then shared photos of it online to get people to come to his tea-shop.. underneath that helmet we all know that it's actually Rosa who makes Lipton Laogi tea at the Maradana train station.

[Blitz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmPlmET1u38&feature=related

[Kavvz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmPlmET1u38&feature=related

Whoa? No way? I knew the XJ220 was fast but wow, it totally out ran the Zonda! Who would have thought this old beauty from what 18 years ago could still cut it with the best of them?

[terrabytetango]

Dude the XJ220 is very much a win car. And all that with a comparatively tiny engine to boot.

Edit: Also I need to add that for a 20 year old car, the exterior still looks incredibly modern.

Edited March 14, 2012 by terrabytetango

[Kavvz]

Dude the XJ220 is very much a win car. And all that with a comparatively tiny engine to boot.

Edit: Also I need to add that for a 20 year old car, the exterior still looks incredibly modern.

I gotta agree: Those clear, clean lines look so refreshing, while remaining very masculine. Its such a timeless look for a car.

Edited March 14, 2012 by Kavvz

[Komisiripala]

Wasn't the xj designed for a v12 but budget restrictions meant they had to make do with half that?

[Watchman]

Wasn't the xj designed for a v12 but budget restrictions meant they had to make do with half that?

Yes Mr. State-the-obvious.. they say that in the video.. So thank you for your additional (non) enlightnement

[Komisiripala]

No watchman I'm not trying to pull a Sylvi here. I can't watch the video no 3G coverage where I am.

So I have no idea what it said

[The Stig]

Gurilla marketing!!!

I think the stig made these mistakes on purpose then shared photos of it online to get people to come to his tea-shop.. underneath that helmet we all know that it's actually Rosa who makes Lipton Laogi tea at the Maradana train station.

Ohh damn these guys are on to me, and to think i was going to succeed in this guerrilla marketing campaign and bring in more customers. Watchmen you shattered my dreams of becoming a millionaire mudalali

No watchman I'm not trying to pull a Sylvi here. I can't watch the video no 3G coverage where I am.

So I have no idea what it said

Sucks being a doctor doesn't it, no free internet

Edited March 14, 2012 by The Stig

[Komisiripala]

Lol no the govt pays my bills so it is free. But the data network doesn't penetrate the theatre walls

[Kavvz]

Dr. #### buys the new Automatic Porsche Cayenne.

He drives the Car perfectly well during the day, but at night the Car just won't move at all.........

He tries driving the car at night for a week but still no luck.

He then furiously calls the Porsche dealer and they send out a technician to him, the technician asks " Sir, are you sure you are using the right gears?"

Full of anger Dr. #### replies "Yakko you coconut donkey, how you could ask such a question, I'm not istupid!! I use D for the Day and N for the Night..."

[CyRaX]

Dr. #### buys the new Automatic Porsche Cayenne.

He drives the Car perfectly well during the day, but at night the Car just won't move at all.........

He tries driving the car at night for a week but still no luck.

He then furiously calls the Porsche dealer and they send out a technician to him, the technician asks " Sir, are you sure you are using the right gears?"

Full of anger Dr. #### replies "Yakko you coconut donkey, how you could ask such a question, I'm not istupid!! I use D for the Day and N for the Night..."

LMFAO :lol:

[NadriquE]

Dr. #### buys the new Automatic Porsche Cayenne.

He drives the Car perfectly well during the day, but at night the Car just won't move at all.........

He tries driving the car at night for a week but still no luck.

He then furiously calls the Porsche dealer and they send out a technician to him, the technician asks " Sir, are you sure you are using the right gears?"

Full of anger Dr. #### replies "Yakko you coconut donkey, how you could ask such a question, I'm not istupid!! I use D for the Day and N for the Night..."

hahahahahaha good one man

[nexus]

Dr. #### buys the new Automatic Porsche Cayenne.

He drives the Car perfectly well during the day, but at night the Car just won't move at all.........

He tries driving the car at night for a week but still no luck.

He then furiously calls the Porsche dealer and they send out a technician to him, the technician asks " Sir, are you sure you are using the right gears?"

Full of anger Dr. #### replies "Yakko you coconut donkey, how you could ask such a question, I'm not istupid!! I use D for the Day and N for the Night..."

:lol: .... good one.

[CyRaX]

Dr. #### buys the new Automatic Porsche Cayenne.

He drives the Car perfectly well during the day, but at night the Car just won't move at all.........

He tries driving the car at night for a week but still no luck.

He then furiously calls the Porsche dealer and they send out a technician to him, the technician asks " Sir, are you sure you are using the right gears?"

Full of anger Dr. #### replies "Yakko you coconut donkey, how you could ask such a question, I'm not istupid!! I use D for the Day and N for the Night..."

Btw your sure right the doc wasnt Komisiripala

[Schiffer]

Dr. #### buys the new Automatic Porsche Cayenne.

He drives the Car perfectly well during the day, but at night the Car just won't move at all.........

He tries driving the car at night for a week but still no luck.

He then furiously calls the Porsche dealer and they send out a technician to him, the technician asks " Sir, are you sure you are using the right gears?"

Full of anger Dr. #### replies "Yakko you coconut donkey, how you could ask such a question, I'm not istupid!! I use D for the Day and N for the Night..."

LOL

[Nirosha]

Do you guys know the meaning of the car names..

AUDI

Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

All Un-informed Drivers Insulted

All Unnecessary Devices Installed

BMW

Big Money Works

Bought My Wife

Brutal Money Waster

BUICK

Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer

CHEVROLET

Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DODGE

Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater

Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT

Fix It Again Tomorrow

FORD

Fix Or Repair Daily

Found On Road, Dead

Fast Only Rolling Downhill

GM

General Maintenance

GMC

Garage Man's Companion

HONDA

Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI

Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive?

MAZDA

Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE

Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late

Everyday.

Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover

Equipment

PONTIAC

Poor Old Nut Thinks It's A Cadillac

SAAB

Send Another Automobile Back

TOYOTA

Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO

Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW

Virtually Worthless

Edited March 16, 2012 by Nirosha

[Pericles]

HONDA

Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.

Thats cheating! There is no E. Utter rubbish to try and twist it!

[Blitz]

Dr. #### buys the new Automatic Porsche Cayenne.

He drives the Car perfectly well during the day, but at night the Car just won't move at all.........

He tries driving the car at night for a week but still no luck.

He then furiously calls the Porsche dealer and they send out a technician to him, the technician asks " Sir, are you sure you are using the right gears?"

Full of anger Dr. #### replies "Yakko you coconut donkey, how you could ask such a question, I'm not istupid!! I use D for the Day and N for the Night..."

Machan.. i hope this is a made up story, beacause.. there is a doctor in ja*pura actually drives a Porsche Cayenne S.. ;D