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Spectacular Suicide Attempt In Dodge Van Foiled By Pesky Cliff

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They say, “Go out with a bang.” A Colorado man got the “bang” part right, but failed on the “out” when he attempted suicide by driving his van over a precipice in Colorado.

34-year-old Daniel J. Lyons and his sweet 1987 Dodge van bounced down the rocky side of the canyon at Colorado National Monument park this past Wednesday only to be brought to an abrupt halt by an outcropping. Rescue workers found him teetering over the 170-foot drop. Eventually, a litter was lowered over the edge and Lyons was pulled to safety.

Lyons is adamant the incident was an accident, but investigators couldn’t find any skid marks or other signs of mishap, indicating this was, in fact, likely a suicide attempt. The van will remain perched on the cliff below Rim Rock Drive until authorities find a way to remove it or gravity has its way. [via The Denver Post]

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Spectacular Suicide Attempt In Dodge Van Foiled By Pesky Cliff

reminds me of the final scene from the original italian job(the one with sir micheal caine)...y'know when the bus tilts back to front over a cliff's edge

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reminds me of the final scene from the original italian job(the one with sir micheal caine)...y'know when the bus tilts back to front over a cliff's edge

aah yes now that you mentioned it!

adey didn't that bus have some really odd steering set up? :huh:

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Gotta love it when engineers raid the parts bin. Don't know how old this project car is, but I really wanna see someone drive it around the Nürburgring, or at the very least around the the Top Gear test track: VW Golf GTI W12-650

Hahaha that search took litterally 2 mins. Should have waited :lol: Here's Top Gear's take on it

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Gotta love it when engineers raid the parts bin. Don't know how old this project car is, but I really wanna see someone drive it around the Nürburgring, or at the very least around the the Top Gear test track: VW Golf GTI W12-650

machang i think top gear already tested this car..this was built for a annual golf meet or summin...apparently VW makes one special golf concept for this particular event every year,and this was one of them

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Gotta love it when engineers raid the parts bin. Don't know how old this project car is, but I really wanna see someone drive it around the Nürburgring, or at the very least around the the Top Gear test track: VW Golf GTI W12-650

Hahaha that search took litterally 2 mins. Should have waited :lol: Here's Top Gear's take on it

this is that car which just refuses to take corners right?! :lol:

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machang i think top gear already tested this car..this was built for a annual golf meet or summin...apparently VW makes one special golf concept for this particular event every year,and this was one of them

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Yeap, found that link a minute or so after I posted :action-smiley-060:

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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a weighing scale.

And then the fight started...

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...

So, I took her to a gas station..

And then the fight started...

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and my wife

kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked my wife, 'Do you know him?'

'Yes,' She sighed, 'He's my old boyfriend.

I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years

ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' I said to my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"

"Naaah, she can order for herself."

And then the fight started...

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A woman is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror.

She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,

'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And then the fight started..... .

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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.

I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.

And then the fight started....

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?”

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

And that's when the fight started....

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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed..

But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first:

the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,

busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.

I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep the driveway.'

And then the fight started..

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right then... :blink:

so even 4wd is just plain useless!

& here i thought mud was bad , but apparently i was wrong! :mellow:

i've heard on the stateside, where suv's are more popular they crash more often. because they got 4wd and they can accelerate harder and faster on snow they are lead to believe that their 4x4s will corner and brake just well :lol:

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i've heard on the stateside, where suv's are more popular they crash more often. because they got 4wd and they can accelerate harder and faster on snow they are lead to believe that their 4x4s will corner and brake just well :lol:

If you complain, the manufacturers would say: "Its a four wheel drive, not break or corner" :D

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