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Post Whoring - Part 2


MADZ

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To reduce traffic congestion in Colombo, the Government has decided that vehicles entering the city should carry at least four passengers or pay up a special fine. The proposal was included in Friday’s budget and is due to be implemented before September next year. However, the proposal does not say whether it would apply to three-wheelers.

http://www.sundaytimes.lk/151122/news/drastic-steps-to-ease-traffic-snarls-in-colombo-172565.html

Should be interesting to see how this is going to be implemented without adding to the congestion.

One option would be to issue a HOV sticker to those who apply and tax those without it annually (tax localization is a problem there).. coupled with a thumping fine for anyone caught with a sticker but less than the stipulated number of people at a spot check.

Or something like Fastrak which I've used in SF bay area (where you're being charged by automatic toll if you put the fastrak card up, but you don't put it up if you have at least one passenger). There it mainly applies to HOV lane usage but in Colombo I guess it will apply to all lanes (assuming our drivers drive in the lanes!)

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TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS


AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN.


AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL






THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS


AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, "GO UP TO THE FIRST


TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED.


THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING


TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW


THE DIFFERENCE."




THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD


MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.




AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, "YOU


KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!"




"DEAD?" SAYS HIS FRIEND, "WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?"




"WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE


TIME I WAS LOVING HER."


HIS FRIEND SAYS, "COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS


A WITCH."




"A WITCH ??. . . WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?"




"WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON


THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE


FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW... TAKING MY


TEETH WITH HER."


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