Post Whoring - Part 2

[Jaliya48]

Actually, Kimba was released before Disney's The Lion King so The Lion King is based on it (kinda!).

[nexus]

The Library....

http://www.thehuttonews.com/news/article_e2a15464-affd-11e1-b091-0019bb2963f4.html?mode=image&photo=0

LMAO now that's a good name for a library.

[SubZero]

Sorry if this is a re-post.

Found on the internet (quite old though)

DRIVE-THROUGH ATM


After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed Please follow the
appropriate steps for your gender.'


MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.


FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to
its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9 Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt
in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake

No offence to any one.

[Blitz]

Evo or Sti?

[Jaliya48]

Sorry if this is a re-post.

Found on the internet (quite old though)

DRIVE-THROUGH ATM

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed Please follow the

appropriate steps for your gender.'

MALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Put down your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Put window up.

7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.

3. Set parking brake, put the window down.

4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.

5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to

its excessive distance from the car.

8. Insert card.

9 Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

11. Enter PIN.

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt

in back of checkbook.

18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!

23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

25. Redial person on cell phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Parking Brake

No offence to any one.

Oldie but a goldie!

[sachinwick]

Actually, Kimba was released before Disney's The Lion King so The Lion King is based on it (kinda!).

Lion king has a very bad base then haha kimba

[MasterDon]

Cool game eh? played it?

Yep...infact we have our own AL GT5 racing league.

[Magnum]

Evo or Sti?

That wing tells me its a Scooby

[Magnum]

Yep...infact we have our own AL GT5 racing league.

haven't played it

[sachinwick]

That wing tells me its a Scooby

Undoubtedly it is

[Kavvz]

Interesting idea: Taking buses with old worn out drivetrains and converting them over to electric with no fancy gov. subsidiaries etc. It seems to be a sound business venture...

Edited February 9, 2013 by Kavvz

[Blitz]

Oppa Mahinda style... (Priceless :D)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-t5R754BZg

who ever edited this, Hi5 bro..

p.s - now prepare to be whitevan'd

[Blitz]

[Blitz]

go home beetle, ur drunk..

[Jaliya48]

WORD!

[Sampath Gunasekera]

MD , I saw a white Triumph T R close to Kelaniya University Kandy Road at about 1.15pm today and I think it is you and your car.

Is that you and your car? (I guess diver wears extra large size shirts)

Edited February 11, 2013 by Sampath Gunasekera

[MasterDon]

Yes that was me.

Edited February 10, 2013 by MasterDon

[Crosswind]

(I guess diver wears extra large size shirts)

Extra large shirts on a slim figure ha? )

@MD - Do post some more pics buddy

Edited February 10, 2013 by Crosswind

[MasterDon]

Extra large shirts on a slim figure ha? )

@MD - Do post some more pics buddy

You want pictures of me?..ok here I am

[Komisiripala]

i loved my trike!

[Watchman]

dude, u have tiny nipples...

[Kavvz]

The Three-Wheel Association said it will approach Namal Rajapaksa if the Police decide to go against the clearance given by the Motor Traffic Department

[Watchman]

The Three-Wheel Association said it will approach Namal Rajapaksa if the Police decide to go against the clearance given by the Motor Traffic Department

FFS!!

SO the law prohibits something and the way to change it is to goto the crown-prince???? First the king is allowed to give tax exemptions, and now this.

[Pericles]

i loved my trike!

Shoulda tried an RWD trike

[terrabytetango]

fkn hilarious