Post Whoring - Part 2

[Komisiripala]

some medical advise for all of y'all. if you need any "material" to "facilitate" this. come to my place.

bring a USB drive.

the bigger, the better

[Hoonigan]

Ken Block had little luck outside his youtube videos apparently.

[Hoonigan]

One video that stuck on my mind

Edited May 20, 2014 by Hoonigan

[ramishkad]

some medical advise for all of y'all. if you need any "material" to "facilitate" this. come to my place.

bring a USB drive.

the bigger, the better

I'M IMMUNE TO PROSTATE CANCER

[Dinukap4]

[Bracket]

I'M IMMUNE TO PROSTATE CANCER

If only I had google fiber... :/ "materials" would be not a problem! Unlimited "material" supply! *sigh*

Take a look at this vid :

Mind = Blown

Only available in kansas city BTW.

Edited May 20, 2014 by Bracket

[Bracket]

*DP*

Edited May 20, 2014 by Bracket

[Komisiripala]

*DP*

oh P for POST. sorry. mind in the gutter!

and i've been collecting material for over 10 years now. become quite the connoisseur on the subject...

[Bracket]

oh P for POST. sorry. mind in the gutter!

[trinity]

oh P for POST. sorry. mind in the gutter!

and i've been collecting material for over 10 years now. become quite the connoisseur on the subject...

Here I thought I have a dirty mind. Had to google and see what you meant.

Meanwhile in the office, my boss sends me a mail saying "We should all have a STD... " I was like WTF for a while and finally asked him what exactly he wanted to convey. Standard Delivery Time he says.

And in another instance, I was requested to fill a WTF. This was an officer from IT, So I called the bugger and asked da faq if a WTF? With a laugh guy admitted that he meant WRF (Work Request Form) not WTF.

So another manager who recently obtained a MBA was sending mails with FUI. That is how he wanted to say For Your Information. MBA style maybe..

Ade, since we all work at offices I believe we all face some awkward situations where we could laugh at later. Why not share them here?

[Pericles]

We deal with a lot of BS in office. Business Specifications.

[Komisiripala]

None of y'all got Special High Intensity Training?

[VVTi]

Govt. to cut vehicle imports by 30 per cent

Thursday, 22 May 2014 07:01

In what seemed to a paradigm shift in the import policy of the government, Deputy Minister of Finance, Dr. Sarath Amunugama, yesterday said that plans were afoot to cut down vehicle imports by 30 per cent in the near future and to assemble them locally.

Dr. Amunugama, who was responding an oral question raised by UNP MP Buddhika Pathirana in Parliament, said that an assembling plant was already being constructed in Polgahawela. He said that the Free Trade Agreements (FTAs) which Sri Lanka had signed with countries such as India and Pakistan would contribute towards the industry as these agreements make the importation of vehicle parts easier.

Dr. Amunugama said that Sri Lanka had imported 27,898 jeeps and cars in 2013 while 26,133 such vehicles have been imported in 2012. The number of vehicles imported in 2011 had been 56,258. The expenditure on imports which the county was forced to incur for getting down cars and jeeps in 2013 had been US $ 467 million while a sum of US $ 364 million had also been spent in 2012. The amount spent for the importation of jeeps and cars in 2011 had been $ 697 million.

The Deputy Minister said that the government had adjusted its import tax policy in order to reduce the negative impact which the vehicle importation had made to the country’s balance of payments.

[bagUrE]

Adding something to the office fun...

Once I was working for an ISP.

A marketeer there sent a quoattion to a customer including at item called "Sperm Filter Module"

Where it should actually be "Spam Filter Module" (for their mail server)

Auto correction, may be...

[iRage]

An aid agency I was working for was managing several IDP camps in East Timor.My second day at work one of my field managers came and said that we are out of semen and I had to sign a purchase order for it after composing myself and a bit of further investigating....

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and needless to say through-out our camp management period I had to sign off on nearly 1/2 ton of semen purchases.

[trinity]

An aid agency I was working for was managing several IDP camps in East Timor.My second day at work one of my field managers came and said that we are out of semen and I had to sign a purchase order for it after composing myself and a bit of further investigating....

<I can't seem to put the link with the image so...had to attach it>

and needless to say through-out our camp management period I had to sign off on nearly 1/2 ton of semen purchases.

lol.. can only imagine your thoughts when the boss said we are out of semen... ha ha ha, we are out of semen, go jerk off and fill the stock... ROFL.

use the sperm filter module as well..

[Sampath Gunasekera]

Strange tinkering...dimples,dimples,dimples...Oh Ladies !!!..

Edited May 22, 2014 by Sampath Gunasekera

[iRage]

lol.. can only imagine your thoughts when the boss said we are out of semen... ha ha ha, we are out of semen, go jerk off and fill the stock... ROFL.

use the sperm filter module as well..

LOL...well lets say for the first few minutes I had no idea whether I was being asked to authorize the purchase of porn, hookers or some weird company sponsored orgy of some sorts...

[Schiffer]

[arun-online]

The world's most deadliest Motorcycle racing event. Isle of Man TT held in United Kingdom in every year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-9QjHJQ3nI

Recently i watched a documentary about a nice character and a great racer Guy Martin in this event. i enjoyed every second of the movie....

Official Trailer

Torrent link

http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/6865256/TT3D_Closer_to_the_Edge_(2011)_720p_BrRip_x264_-_650MB_-_YIFY

IMDb Rating

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1698010/

Edited May 25, 2014 by arun-online

[VVTi]

Was wondering where Osaka-Juice is found him NSFW...

[Blitz]

http://aplus.com/a/unsold-cars-parked-as-trash

[Bracket]

http://aplus.com/a/unsold-cars-parked-as-trash

DAAAAAYYYYYYYYYMMMMMMNNNNN :O :O :O :O

[Blitz]

DAAAAAYYYYYYYYYMMMMMMNNNNN :o :o :o :o

i know..

[Crosswind]

Blitz, please don't pollute the forum by posting false information. Elakiri.com is the place for rubbish like that

http://www.snopes.com/photos/automobiles/unsoldcars.asp