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Post Whoring - Part 2

MADZ

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trinity
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In all fairness to PL, I would like to admit that I too have violated traffic laws time to time especially in Colombo, as it has become an utter mess driving during peak hours in these god forsaken ci

jdnet
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What if they don't believe in the triple gem? would it still bless them or would they die from an allergy? Do you even know what the triple gem signifies? Also what is a triple jem?

Komisiripala
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to all my fellow autolankans who helped me fund the cochlear implant for little Apoorva Sewwandi, here's a result of your kindness. i managed to raise the 950,000 for her external audio processing dev

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to all my fellow autolankans who helped me fund the cochlear implant for little Apoorva Sewwandi, here's a result of your kindness. i managed to raise the 950,000 for her external audio processing device, which she just received from wickramarachchi opticians.

thank you so much. you have given her the greatest gift of all.

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She can remove the external device. That looks like a regular hearing aid. The receiver and cochlear implant is hard wired to her brain. The surgery was done 10 years ago and her first processor went kaput after a decade of use. This one is maara high tech. Comes with a remote for noise cancellation and equaliser presets!!

Only the external device you see in the picture is 950,000!!

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  On 7/25/2014 at 1:09 AM, Komisiripala said:
She can remove the external device. That looks like a regular hearing aid. The receiver and cochlear implant is hard wired to her brain. The surgery was done 10 years ago and her first processor went kaput after a decade of use. This one is maara high tech. Comes with a remote for noise cancellation and equaliser presets!!

Only the external device you see in the picture is 950,000!!

Nice Work Machan..! even though i couldn't contribute..

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During a Biology class, the teacher asked the class, "Why is it that during childhood girls tend to grow taller than guys?"
Little Johnny raised his hand. But the teacher ignores him knowing his naughtiness. As no one gives the answer and
Little Johnny is holding his hand up, the teacher reluctantly gives in and asks him.

Little Johnny says, "That's because guys have balls and that weighs them down."

The teacher, a bit annoyed, responded, "Then why is it that at maturity guys tend to grow taller than girls?"
Little Johnny countered by saying, "That's because girls get breasts, and they are heavier than the guys' balls!!!!"

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  On 8/22/2014 at 10:53 AM, Komisiripala said:
juts passed by before this happened. my god if that was me, you'd see me dead clutching my heart next to the teg...

Yup, I think most of us here would die right there if that happened to our cars!

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